I logged on to NBC.com today and found out that The Office will be back April 10th..Yipee!!

Here are a few of my favorite quotes:
Michael Scott: Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. Could be done out of hate. Could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady, and well she doesn't do a very good job obviously because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her. You know what, I am beginning to think that what happened to my carpet was an act of terrorism, against the office. The only thing that makes any sense
Michael Scott: My proudest moment here wasn't when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No no no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke a word of English, but he came to me and said "Mr. Scott, will you be the godfather to my child?" Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked
Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, alright 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?Dwight Schrute: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.
Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.
Michael Scott: I have got it made in the shade. I know this company. The other branch managers are total morons. [calls Pam on his cell phone] Hey Pam, yeah. I forgot what day the interview was and I drove to New York accidentally. Be like three hours late.
Jim Halpert: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.
Dwight Schrute: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?Jim Halpert: Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.Dwight Schrute: Okay, tell him that that's not true.Jim Halpert: Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.Dwight Schrute: Okay, no, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. [Andy walks away] Jim! Tell him!Jim Halpert: Andy...nah, he's too far.Dwight Schrute: Damn you.
Michael Scott: Yes. Money has been a little tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so I obviously did pretty well money wise.
This links you to a quote game on nbc.com
http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/justforfun/quotes.shtml